It's Halloween time...
and what better fright than the ghoulish Mike trying to power-grab another 2 years after 26 years of hell-on-earth...
That's right, the blood-dripping-from-his-mouth Michael J. McGlynn wants to suck Medford dry. He doesn't give a damn about you.
McGlynn is thinking of bringing Dawn Natalia back just so that he can have the notoriety to star in the worst film of all time. And she lacks the talent to do it! A filmmaker who can give Ed Wood the stature he craved as legitimate when compared to the phony that destroyed our access tv station.
McGlynn the Dark Prince of Evil
Filmed in DoriaVision TM by Dawn & Larry
Pilleri melting in daylight on Sunset Road
Light is the best disinfectant
Ron Delucia on makeup. No, Ron's not making up with anyone, and he's too stupid to apply the mascara, so McGlynn will eat Delucia's face on camera and slap it on his own pug ugly visage. Gives a whole new meaning to Phantom Gourmet
Then they will have a "movable feast" where they will pickpocket Medford residents before eating them alive
This is fiction, of course, but it also doubles as a parody and metaphor of life in City Hall.
Like, what the heck does a budget director with a hubby making 140K or so in the court system need with 110K from a ghoul like McGlynn? She shoulda run for Mayor ...but it was easier to slip into the dark side. That's the sequel, do stay tuned, and it is called:
WHERE THE HELL IS OUR ACCESS STATION?