McGlynn ET RÉSIGNÉ issue of Medford Info!
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Who was driving McGlynn School owner Jack McGlynn's alleged SUV? Was it his son? Or was it stolen? Or did the old Medford icon drive it hisself?
Le Paparazzi of papa's ratsies! to be interrogated at Raso's!...and Bocelli's...and Regina's....after McGlynn stuffs his face!
file under: LUNCHTIME!
McGlynn vows to find his Papa's Razzi and destroy him or her at Raso's!
ONE HUNDRED TWENTY SEVEN THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED FORTY FOUR READERS CAN'T BE WRONG!
Give Nell a hanky! Play her Chrissy and The Pretenders singing "Stop your SOBBING"
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RUMOR WAS THAT THE MEDFORD MERC WAS SHUTTING DOWN
http://www.maldennews.com/
Medford edition in some stores on Thursday was "Malden Evening News." A call to the Merc at 11:00 AM Friday 10/11 squelched the rumor. Mercury is still publishing.
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APPLEBEES in Malden: as Gone as a Council President
Hilltop Steakhouse to close! October 20th!
Oh stop complaining, we have to throw some straight news in with the Medford gossip once in awhile!
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UPCOMING STORIES
Jack McGlynn confesses to Diane McLeod that HE was driving the SUV. Diane responds "You can't even walk, who the heck are you kidding."
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David Bowie to come to Medford to sing for the Democratic City And Fraud Committee next week. One song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf8KTeobuiM
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Public Records Request to Police Department seeking citations to Michael J. McGlynn...oh, that's right, the citation would have to go to the "owner" of the McGlynn school for illegal parking, wouldn't it?
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DIANE MCLEOD INTERVIEWS JACK MCGLYN
DM: This is a very serious allegation, Jack, of a public official parking his SUV in a BUS STOP
Jack McGlynn: Bus Stop? Bus Stop? I thought it said BUST STOP! I thought Raquel Welch was coming to Bocelli's for a strip show!
Diane: Yer BUSTED, Jack. Stop with the jokes. This is serious. I need to test your faculties. What is the definition of Aphasia?
Jack: Aphasia, that's when my son-in-law Jonathan Davis flies to South Korea to hand "gifts" to the South Korean government totaling $102,000,000 that came out of the 13 strong boxes at the MBTA that held cash but Jonathan called them a computer glitch.
Diane: Aphasia. Aphasia. Not Jonathan in Asia
Jack McGlynn: Well, we don't have THAT, Knock on Wood!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf8KTeobuiM
Diane McLeod: Be serious, Jack. Why would your son-in-law bring 102 million bucks to South Korea
Jack McGlynn: This was a very delicate negotiation with the South Korean government
Diane McLeod: The South Korean government is and are not the MBTA drivers funding this fiasco. We're both sounding like Meredith Johnson in the film Disclosure
Jack McGlynn: Where do you think I came up with the excuse?
Diane: NOW, back to business. Did your son steal your SUV and did you put in a report with Chief Sacco of a stolen SUV?
Jack McGlynn: Diane, it being an election year, you can act like Stephanie Burke who failed to say she knew the victim when she was interrogating a rogue police officer whose brother had the job Stephanie now holds when her husband is allegedly a clerk of courts and even HE would have had to have recused himself. There.
Diane: And your point?
Jack McGlynn: I want Stephanie Muccini Burke to throw me the softball questions you aren't throwing me.
Diane McLeod: This is just between you and me
Jack McGlynn: Who do you think you are? Connie Chung? And do I look like Mrs. Newt Gingrich to you?
(From Wikipedia: Chung asked Mrs. Gingrich to "just whisper it to me, just between you and me,)
ET RÉSIGNÉ!!!
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