Is It Remotely Plausible That Kim Jong-uncle Gene Had Dr. Rabies Eaten By 120 Dogs?
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/remotely-plausible-kim-jong-un-153629846.html
The big news out of Medford, North Korea today is that, according to the Strait Times, Kim Jong-uncle Gene fed rancid Dr. Rabies to 120 hungry dogs after he was purged from the North Medfordean leadership for daring to be a "write-in candidate". Kim Jong McGlynn said to the local media "It wasn't that he was a write-in candidate; it's that he failed to get a single vote and embarrassed my deception designed to keep Kim Jong D'Antonio from getting additional votes." Doggie vomit, reportedly, lined the streets and all 2-wheel shopping carts had to be destroyed.
According to the report, Arthyur Alan Jang Song-Deluca
was stripped naked and thrown into a cage with his aides, Frankie, Harvey, Ronnie and the juvenile delinquent... then dogs
that had been starved for three days were set on them. The whole
execution process apparently took around an hour, during which Kim and
300 other officials watched. Only the webmaster escaped because he was in a holding cell at the time. Who says alleged crime doesn't pay?