Dear Readers,
Once a month the TV3 Medford reprobates attempt to hack this news outlet.
The angry, bitter, deposed frauds have nothing better to do on a Saturday night but sit there at a computer and engage in bad behavior.
So while we are out on the town having fun at hotspots, the reprobates who should be locked away from civil society are busy, busy, busy stomping the floor, getting all red-faced, and ...spending a majority of their time trying to hack a legitimate news outlet.
Think about it.
Delusional Parody #3,455...which - if being the victim of attempted hacks by delusional people, is actually a unique look into their twisted world:
A discussion between PAC
Pathetic Alcoholic Communist
and
GZ
Gangreen Zit
PAC: "Webaster , its me Paul. How much to hack the blog?
Gz. with meat cleaver or. Butcher knife
Pac. not funny.
Gz I'm busy tonight
Pac: Now. I know you're lying. It's Saturday night and, as usual, you're stuck leering at a goofy Alfred E. Neuman clone. Hack the friggin. Blog. Drive up the numbers
Or I'll tell the sheriff About Stop and shop
To be continued
Or I'll tell the sheriff About Stop and shop
To be continued
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