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Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Car 54 Where Are You?

455,683 @ 10:05 pm
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3 hours 21 minutes 131 hits
a hit every two minutes! 
99 since 8 pm, 125 minutes, 99 hits

Rike Muggiero:  Is this the Medford police?

MP: Yes.

Rike Muggiero: Is my friend Chief Sacco in?

MP:  Chief who?

Rike Muggiero: The chief of police in Medford?

MP: Never heard of him.  (Puts hand on the phone: "Chief, it's him!"   Chief replies "I'm not here.")

He's not in.

Rike Muggiero: Tell him that I have a realllllly cool, really great idea for crime prevention!  Can you please hold, I have to harass someone on Facebook

MP: CLICK!

Rike Muggiero:  Hello?  Police officer?  Hello?  Hello?  

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DEBATE. HOW DARE YOU HANG UP ON ME.  

I CAME IN TWELFTH IN THE PRIMARY A LONG WAY OFF OF ALL THE OTHER CANDIDATES. THERE ARE 7 SEATS, 11 CANDIDATES ARE AHEAD OF ME.  I SHALL OVERCOME.  I SHALL CLOBBER EVERYONE.

A NEW POLICE CHIEF!

NO MORE INCUMBENT CITY COUNCILORS!

I RULE!

SCREW ALL OF YOU!

I RICHAEL MUGGIERO WILL MUGG MEDFORD!

WRITE TO:

Carpetbaggers_Anonymous@take_city.DUMB