521,630 @ 3:53 pm
A new TV show on the Public Access Station
Judge John Byers will hand out the sentencing
Stephanie Muccini-Burke - 12 months
Richard Caraviello - 2 years plus GPS monitor, $300,000.00 fine and community service.*
*Cara-vile-yellow is to stay AWAY from the Chamber of Commerce and Kiwanas, THAT would be of service to our community
John Falco - 4 months...he would've won anyway, he didn't need to get greedy
Adam Knight: Life sentence of making a damn fool of himself in public already imposed by God Almighty. The state will give him six months in addition to his borderline personality disorder.
Freddy Dello Russo Jr. - Janitor at Cedar Junction for 3 years while serving sentence: plus, Dello Russo will have to commit to spending one hour a day with real, breathing living human beings.
George Scarpelli: 5 months helping Dello Russo as janitor; Scarpelli will be required to meet with prison warden daily before sweeping to ensure his broom handles are plastic, not wooden
Michael J. McGlynn - Judge Byers tried to push for the ultimate punishment but the D.A. Marian Ryan requested leniency, so McGlynn got only a life sentence. He's required to give confession to Rev Chip Hines on a daily basis but Rev Hines recused himself for conflict of interest (and fear of having to run to the Vatican with Archbishop Law and Jenna Tarabelsi to avoid prosecution.)
Oh lighten up, it's a parody.
We're hoping the real judge sentences them much more harshly than Judge Johnny Byers
COMING TO AN ACCESS TV STATION NEAR YOU...and soon!