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Monday, December 7, 2015

Our New Series: Ask the Assistant Clerk

Medford Info Central presents our new series:

ASK BRIAN

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What could the reprobate in this photo possibly be asking the Assistant Clerk of Middlesex Superior Court?

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If you guess the question, you will get hired at City Hall by the fraud Mayor Elect! 

No CORI Check!

No questions asked.

Figure out the captions and then ask the question:

Mail all captions to the BURKE CAMPAIGN



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What could Paul A. Camuso possibly be asking Brian S. Burke, Assistant Clerk of Middlesex Superior Court?

Caption 1: Are you going to treat me like a third-rate taxi driver and look into my dark black past?

Caption #2: Want a light?

Caption #3: Your wife is going to get butchered at this Great Debate, and her opponent won't even need the meat cleaver I attacked grandma with to slice and dice her!

Caption #4 Who needs the $4.00 pizza at 4 PM on Mondays when you can give the pizza pad a phony name and address - no cash, just carry.

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Mail your choices to the Burke campaign. You won't have to write your return address, they are watching everyone using phony post-9/11 search warrants in their paranoid state after stealing Election 2015.
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Now, Part II.
What questions did Brian Burke ask the reprobate he was speaking to in the above photo?

1)Oh Paul, are you still mad at me for collaring you after you tried to set the garage on fire?

(Paul steps in it: It wasn't a garage.  Want a light?)

2)Just because the bailiff strip-searched you, Paul, is no reason to confront me here before my wife puts foot in mouth at this debate.

3)Let's see, Paul, you claim you gave up drinking and you put an elastic band around your stomach? Does this give new meaning to the term "starving dry drunk?

Paul replies: "I want candy!"

4)If my wife can't keep you onboard as transition leader after that public records request, maybe you can drive a limo for Rick Caraviello?


TO BE CONTINUED


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Well deserved when you see the individuals mocked in these parodies.