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Saturday, January 2, 2016

Mrs. Burke's Inauguration Speech

573,569 @ 10:12 pm
192 minutes, 151 page views


Mrs. Burke:

The title of my essay is I, STEPHANIE!

What a bunch of suckers!  HA!  You really fell for that "partners in progress" shit when you are now going to PAY TO PARK.

I am the greatest, and your repressed memories of how ugly the previous mayor was are nothing like what I will do to this city; my vulgar husband, my promiscuous doggies, Varsity, Varsity...what a farsity.

You people are so screwed!

HA HA...you believe Mark Dumley?

Dummbeldorf himself and his magic wand.

Oh this is so rich.  I, Stephanie! 

I Stephanie rule the city!  We are going to fleece the water and sewer.  Free cash indeed. Free for me, none for you!

Love it.   I won, I won...stealing votes...and you are all so blind, as blind as you are screwed.

And you are so screwed.

My Chief of Staff, Elysee Krause, with Rachel Castro and The Disability Commission will make this the Republic of Havanah!

As in Havana Ha Ha Ha! 

I'd get that band that sings
ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL 
to perform at the Inauguration on behalf of the gay, transsexual, transgender community, but they know the editor of that awful, horrible blog, so they are banned too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDpGsFI3WNg