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City Clerk Ed Gwynne, in his role as Herman Munster, picked up 8 tables and juggled them for the 27 1/2 reprobates on Mussolini-Berserk's Transgender team.
The Herman Munster look-alike clerk chest bumps the babbling buffoon..."You deserved that" he yelled in his face.
"Futhermucker" the first lady of Medford blurts out, assistant court clerk Brian Berserk, having borrowed Attorney David P. Slimy's purse, lipstick and wig, all dolled up for his wife's newest abuse of the city coffers to praise herself for stealing the 2015 election.
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A drunken First Lady of Medford was in the corner of Ratden Chambers - feeding drinks to a very willing Ratt Blabberstroh.
"You know, he might be mentally deficient, a thug, but he's our mentally deficient thug! Burrrrrrpppprrrrrpppperp."
Stephonie Mussolini-Berserk was keeping a watchful eye on the old lush. He had his hit list out, while Sgt. Jimmy Greed came over to compare notes.
Brian Berserk: "Do you treat all your girlfriends that way, Jimmy?"
Sgt. Jimmy Greed: "I like a little blood with my after kiss, what's wrong with that? Can't slap my wife around, why do you think the universe made girlfriends?"
The City Council Pestilence, Knight of the Living Fred, sauntered over in his new lingerie... he starts massaging the shoulders of Wilhelm Comcast Runner III trying to seduce the object of his affections with trips to Vegas and undying love...
KOTLF (Knight of the Living Fred): Wilhelm, what a marvelous idea, a transgender wheelchair bumping cars contest.
Wilhelm: Glad you approve, the girl turning into a guy has one-upped the guy turning into a gal, but somewhere they meet in the middle and it's a beautiful thing. Ms. McClod from the Identity Crisis Human Wrongs Commission is the judge. She's always fair, taking her orders from on high and doing what she's told
Brian: For only 45k a year, it's the bargain of the century; she also has to take flak from Reprobate Parking oddballs on the Chatanooga Choo Choo
Madame Day (not to be confused with Madame Knight): So this is the court system infecting city politics?
Brian S. Berserk: Hey, we turned a lemon like Teresa into lemonade...
Madame Knight: She won her election
Brian S.Berserk: A low level position unopposed, who cares, we are going to bleed this city dry. Let's party!
Jorge Scampella: "Dry? When the hell have you ever been dry, Brian?"
NOT TO BE CONTINUED...because they will all be indicted and impeached quicker than you can say My Cousin Vinny
Brian Berserk: Clerk Gwynne, carry all 8 tables combined...I'll make ya a judge (hiccup!)
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