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AND REMEMBER, WE HAVE BEEN DOING THESE POLITICAL PARODIES FOR A LONG TIME, THE BOSTON GLOBE JUST STOLE OUR IDEA FOR THEIR TRUMP ISSUE BECAUSE THEY SEE HOW POPULAR OUR NUTTINESS IS!!!!
Disclaimer: City Solicitor Mark Rumley told a superior court judge that this blog is delusional and is not to be believed; that no one takes it seriously.
That being said - here's another classic Medford Info Central "delusional parody."
Don't believe a word of it...we're just knocking the stuffed shirt public figures to take 'em down a few pegs. This is pure fiction, none of it is true. It is meant for entertainment purposes only!!!!
"if you read between my lines"
Stevie Nicks, "Stand Back"
10 Nell Escobar Coakley
alleged "editor' of Medford Transcript
Allegedly, Gatehouse Media is so co-dependent on Medford City Hall that they have this unscrupulous shill who allows people in city government to write whatever they damn well please...with wild abandon.
In fact, this publication, Medford Information Central, scoops Nell Coakley more often than the staff at Friendly's Ice Cream serves customers on a hot summer's day.
Sanctimonious Coakley grabbed our story on Teresa Walsh two hours after we broke it. Maybe Nell can finagle a "reporter of the year" prize for Alex "Scoop" Scuppenthal for our hard work and honest efforts? Ruppenthal is very, very good at typing - and taking orders - but not much else.
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9 Chief Leo A. Sacco Jr
The metaphor here is that Sacco is a reflection of the crumbling police station. Antiquated, giving a pass to criminal cops like Stephen Lebert, and obstructing justice in the TV3 case - but Sacco will abuse his authority and allow innocent people to be persecuted, because he's part of the malfeasance going on at a corrupt city hall where an election was stolen. A big part of it.
Leo A. Sacco Jr. belongs in prison for letting LeBert walk and for other transgressions. When the Chief of Police is the Chief Criminal in Medford, you know there are problems.
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8 Barbara Vivian of Medford Housing Authority
"The Fix Is In" Vivian announces at the board
meeting (4/12) prior to sitting down;
her own cronies didn't know what she was talking about.
Duh! She was announcing that the fix is in.
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7) Adam Knight
A wholly owned subsidiary of Local 25
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6) Fred Dello Russo Jr.
Ugly stuff censoring people at the city council
Without his family's money .... (fill in the blank)
His uncle was one of the most respected citizens of South Medford.
Anyone think Freddy Jr. will ever have the respect his father and uncle have?
Never gonna happen. Fred Dello Russo, Jr. is one of the worst political whores in the history of Medford. ___________________________________
5) PAC - The Butcher Boy
This employee of Sheriff Peter Koutoujian must be applauded for being so honest about his dishonesty.
If you look him in the eye and say "Paul, you are nothing but a political whore" he will shake your hand, look you straight in the eye and say "Yeah. So what?"
That might save PAC from eternal damnation, where the other 9 political whores are destined to go. The operative word being "might."
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4) Brian S. Burke, Assistant Clerk of Middlesex Superior Court under Michael Sullivan
Allegations of alcohol abuse, a dirty, filthy mouth at the Chevalier Theater on 10/15/15 and on November 3, 2015 a serious allegation that Burke said "Payback time starts tomorrow."
Alleged to be part of a massive cover-up regarding a teacher and a student at Medford High School - inappropriate relations - and a teacher no longer employed as of June 30, 2015 will not garner the bastard any "father of the year" awards, not anytime soon. Not when your kids are exposed to alleged predators at the school and a powerful assistant clerk of superior court does absolutely nothing about it.
Also - the charlatan who is married to a fraud mayor allegedly claims he has a "hit list."
Brian S. Burke is a son of a bitch who should be in prison with ex-clerk James Burke, not running around causing trouble and allegedly abusing the system.
If Brian S. Burke wants to see a political whore he merely has to look in the mirror.
And speaking of a Clerk Burke and Whores:
https://www.fbi.gov/boston/press-releases/2010/bs121610b.htm
Chelsea Assistant Clerk Magistrate Sentenced After Conviction for Two Civil Rights Violations
| U.S. Attorney’s Office December 16, 2010 |
BOSTON, MA—A former assistant clerk magistrate was sentenced today to 24
months in federal prison for using his official position to obtain sexual services from two women
facing prostitution charges in Chelsea District Court, telling one woman he could help her with
her case. Last month, JAMES BURKE, 42, of Chelsea, was convicted of two counts of
deprivation of civil rights under color of law. Burke, who was sentenced today by Judge George
A. O’Toole, Jr., was also ordered to serve one year on supervised release following his
incarceration, and to pay a $2,500 fine.
During the trial, evidence showed that on two separate occasions, Burke used his official position to obtain sexual services from two women who were defendants in pending Chelsea District Court prostitution cases. More specifically, Burke, after indicating that he could assist one woman with her case, solicited oral sex from her after removing her from the lock-up area and taking her to a room in the courthouse. With regard to the second woman, Burke solicited her several times and finally, in February 2009, threatened to lock her up if she did not succumb to his sexual advances, which took place in a locked room in the courthouse.
United States Attorney Carmen M. Ortiz, Special Agent in Charge Richard DesLauriers, of the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s Boston Field Division, and Colonel Marian J. McGovern of the Massachusetts State Police, made the announcement today. The case was prosecuted by Assistant U.S. Attorney Brian T. Kelly, Chief of Ortiz’s Public Corruption and Special Prosecutions Unit.
________________________________During the trial, evidence showed that on two separate occasions, Burke used his official position to obtain sexual services from two women who were defendants in pending Chelsea District Court prostitution cases. More specifically, Burke, after indicating that he could assist one woman with her case, solicited oral sex from her after removing her from the lock-up area and taking her to a room in the courthouse. With regard to the second woman, Burke solicited her several times and finally, in February 2009, threatened to lock her up if she did not succumb to his sexual advances, which took place in a locked room in the courthouse.
United States Attorney Carmen M. Ortiz, Special Agent in Charge Richard DesLauriers, of the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s Boston Field Division, and Colonel Marian J. McGovern of the Massachusetts State Police, made the announcement today. The case was prosecuted by Assistant U.S. Attorney Brian T. Kelly, Chief of Ortiz’s Public Corruption and Special Prosecutions Unit.
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2) Roy E. Belson
1) Madame Mayor