a delusional parody
Stephanie Muccini Burke speaks to the First Graders
from the ROBERT MAIOCCO REPROBATE SCHOOL
Greetings, dear students, it is ME, your Mayor MiMi, also known as Stephanie Me Me Me Me Me Muccini-Burke.
I have renamed the Roberts School after that old reprobate from Wells Fargo, Robert A. Maiocco where, if you give him your money, We'll See how Far it Goes....Wells Fargo, get it?
First Grader #1: That joke is as stupid as Dawn Natalia taching movies at TV3
Stephanie Burke; But I shut down TV3, and you're stupid for saying that.
First Grader #2: As Director of Personnel why did you let that cop punch that woman in the mouth and then let him get away with it; then that Varsity coach allegedly got off, in more ways than one, my parents told me. They think you should be impeached.
Stephanie: Your mother is an alcoholic
First Grader #3 "And you've watched the film In and Out one too many times.
First Grader #4: Hopefully it's a metaphor for Mayor Burke, IN and OUT
First Grader #5: Scuttlebutt around the school is that the varsity coach went in and out...
First Grader #6 "On multiple occasions we hear.
Stephanie Burke; You little bastards are out of line. Lisa, DO NOT write ANYTHING about them for Inside Medford
First Grader #7: I knew that silver hair was a wig!
TO BE CONTINUED