726,983 @ 8:39 am
29,423 past 30 days @ 9:48 am
29,376 last 30 days @ 8:39 am
Jeanine: Oh, today's the day, we get to sift through all these letters...
Uncle Bob: These individuals are overqualified. They'll pull a Louise Miller or Teresa Walsh and bolt
Jeanine: Teresa Walsh did not bolt, she was pushed out the door
Uncle Bob: Teresa "resigned," don't you read Mayor Burke's press releases?
Jeanine: If you say so Uncle Bob
Uncle Bob: And don't call me Uncle Bob
Jeanine: OK, Uncle Bobby. What are you doing??
Uncle Bob: Shredding these applications for budget director.
Jeanine: But if you do that, I'll only have your application on my desk.
Uncle Bob: Exactly. Stephanie's busy, busy, busy doing her nails today. She wants to have a meeting with Jason Lewis over the new public records law, but Lewis won't return her phone calls.
Jeanine: It's a problem we're having. No one wants to speak to her because she doesn't give anyone a chance to speak. We've nicknamed her Phyllis Buster...
Uncle Bob: As in filibuster
Jeanine: Look at the contempt she has for the city council...did you see that blogger's video of the meeting?
Uncle Bob: I'm allergic to such things.
Jeanine: Don't I know it!
Uncle Bob: Hey, Freddy Dello Russo Jr. may be a jackass, but he's our jackass.
Jeanine: "Motion to table has undebatability written all over it unless Adam Knight's previous motion supersedes the undebatable motion! HA HA!"
Uncle Bob: Discipline ...and Robert's Rules of Order, out the window with those clowns
Jeanine: Not to mention the city council rules!
Uncle Bob: How did a hairdresser married to a buffoon get so politically savvy?
Jeanine: Why, Uncle! I read Medford Information Central on my iPhone just about every other minute! How else would I have known about your little problems at Wells Fargo?
TO BE CONTINUED
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