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Oh, this is a parody!
Need a job? For JOBS at Medford City Hall - Put your resume' in to:
Medford City Hall Job Opportunities
att:Brian S. Burke
Assistant Clerk, First Lady of Medford
Middlesex Superior Court
You MUST check off if you supported Muccini-Burke in the 2015 election and if you and your friends donated money to the campaign. The wife of the butcher boy will then cross reference and get back to you.
The good news for residents and the bad news for Stephanie Muccini-Burke - we'll have a follow-up story which won't be a parody with names and information
Do stay tuned.