895,788 @ 4:`12 pm
Allison Ruppenthal - she didn't go to Chicago, she had a sex change! And now she interviews a mayoral candidate:
A.R. So Joe, you are campaigning for mayor. What does your platform consist of?
JV: The Varsity Coach
A.R. What about infrastructure?
JV: New pipes for water AND sewer, and a discussion about the Varsity Coach
A.R.And the roadways?
JV: No more patchwork quilts. Paving the roads so that public safety comes first, and did I tell you we will discuss the Varsity Coach?
A.R. Ok, Ok, what about Daddy's Little Trollop?
JV: Her too...and the Varsity Coach....
to be continued