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So after the City Council I went to a restaurant for a burger.
In walk Falco and Scarpelli. Suddenly, I feel like I'm in a Twilight Zone episode starring Laurel and Hardy.
Looking at the proprietor I said "I like these guys" (Falco and Scarpelli.) Someone said under their breath "Thank God" when I turned and responded "but it's just so difficult talking to them without sunglasses on."
Their grand laughter I consider enabling.
FILE UNDER: Lots more bald jokes to follow.