Crony Infested Medford Mafia Meeting
Don Paulato: It's good to see everyone here for my birthday
Disgraced Judge Paul Kavahack: Today's not your birthday.
Don Paulato: Have a piece of cake and shut your mouth. Today we celebrate my 39th birthday
RF Caravireprobate: (glugg glugg)
Don Paulato: Are you laughing at me? Now I know what the RF stands for.
Rick Caravireprobate: No, I wasn't laughing...my tongue was just stuck in my esophagus again, but you're not 39...
Don Paulato: You know, the host of the Friday Night Filth Fest may have been a pest, but that mumbling video he did of you...priceless ...and you were just a tool in that court case that you lost this week...
(RF Caravireprobate shuts his mouth.)
Never send a clown to do a man's job. I should have filed false charges on him myself when he yelled at me on the phone when I was yelling at him about talking about McGlugg's daughters at the McGlunn school
Uncle Bob MaiFargo: Quiet...he's actually walking in here.
Editor of Medford Info Central: Well, well, well...what is this, a new prison release program?
Don Paulato:You're not welcome here.
Editor: What? No birthday card this year, Don Paulato? He can I borrow the keys to your car???, I want to see what's in the trunk.
Don Paulato: Very funny
Editor: Very green, from what I hear. Pots and Pans are like gold these days...
Uncle Bob Fargo: Wish I still had the gavel, the off button for the mic, and that dirty metal pipe.
Editor: You will, Bob, you'll have lots of dirty metal pipes, about 16 of them surrounding you in your cell when we reveal what we're about to reveal on you in the coming weeks
TO BE CONTINUED...