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HAVE TO WRITE TO HOLLYWOOD TO GET THE RIGHTS TO DO THE THIRD SEQUEL
PORKY'S IV
THE BROTHERS PORKY
A DEAD FRELLO RUSSO GAY UNDERTAKER PRODUCTION
FAT OLD CITY CLERK FED FINN, ALWAYS HOUNDED BY THE FEDS, AND HIS DUMBASS BROTHER BIG DICK FAIRWEATHERVIELLO OWN A LIMO COMPANY AND ARE PART OF A CORRUPT CREW AT DROFDEM CITY HALL
FED FINN
BIG DICK FAIRWEATHERVIELLO
THE LATE PARK MARENTEAU EXHUMED AS THE SEX OFFENDER LIMO DRIVER WHO TAKES THE KIDS TO THE PROM
...AND MORE
TENNA JARABELSI, SMARK MYTH AND THE VARSITY COACH HIDDEN AT THE HIGH SCHOOL IN THE LOCKERS, UNDER THE DESKS AND ON THE ROOFTOP BY BORIS BELTSON, SUPERINTENDENT
CLUELESS SECRETARY TO BORIS,
PAULETTE VON DUH FRUIT CAN'T SEE THE FOREST FOR THE TREES, BUT SHE TWISTS THE ARMS OF THE SCHOOL COMMITTEE TO VOTE THE OLD FRAUD BACK IN.
QUOTES FROM THE FILM:
HEIDI BICSHIO ANNOUNCES HERSELF AS THE "EDUCATOR OF THE YEAR" AND GETS SUED FOR PLAGIARIZING THE CREEPY TEACHER IN THE FILM
IN AND OUT
BIG DICK FAIRWEATHERVIELLO ANNOUNCES FROM THE PODIUM "i'M THE #1 SOB IN DROFDEM" ON 3/28/17 ONLY TO HAVE THE PROTAGONIST SAY
'DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF, OLD MAYOR MCGINN GETS THAT ONE, YOU'RE ON THE BOTTON, FAT BOY, BUT STILL ONE OF THE TOP 10 SOB'S."
YOU'VE SEEN THE 1982 CLASSIC PORKY'S, THE 1983 SEQUEL
PORKY'S II THE DAY AFTER, WHERE DROFDEM COUNCILOR MARKS MICHAELS LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE CROOKED SEWARD SELECTMAN BOB GEBHARDT
YOU'VE SEEN PORKY'S REVENGE WHERE PORKY COLLIDES INTO THE BRIDGE WITH HIS BOAT
DEDICATED TO THE LATE NANCY PARSONS WHO PLAYED MISS BALBRICKER, GET READY FOR
PORKY'S IV
THE BROTHERS PORKY
FEATURING DEAD FRELLO RUSSO, JR. AS THE GAY UNDERTAKER WHO TAKES OFF TO VEGAS WITH BOYS HE RENTS FROM THE REFRIGERATOR
WITH UNION BOY MADAME TIGHT AS THE YELLOW-TOOTHED 35 YEAR OLD VIRGIN...EVERY TIME HE SMILES OR SPITS THOSE GOLDEN SHOWERS RUBBING OFF HIS ROTTING TEETH, THE GIRLS FLEE IN DISGUST....