Once again Big Dick Caraviello is NOT a witness.
And this time he's glad he's not!
While Mr. Caraviello was in the back at the green screen he couldn't possibly have witnessed the hand that rocked the world, now known as
DONATO-GATE
As usual, Mr. Caraviello is NOT a witness, and this time he's very happy to tell that to the world.
He doesn't even have to lie this time.
HE SAW NOTHING! as usual