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Part of the fun in this is figuring out the truth from the fictional parody, HOWEVER, let us state the obvious: Mrs. Burke and Mr. Knight appear to be on the outs!
When Muccini-Burke recruited the despicable Ann Marie Cugno to run for city council, you knew something was up.
The Burke family was aligned against Caraviello, according to multiple sources.
Interesting how things played out. On the fence Caraviello has kissed Muccini-Burke's backside for months now and it seems to have worked. The vacillating buffoon, Caraviello, figured out where his bread is buttered and was busy polishing Stephanie's shoes...with his tongue. It appears to have worked.
Muccini-Burke's new target: Madame Knight.
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Whatever the rift, it's a big one, according to our sources. The babbling fool - Knight - seems to be giving Muccini-Burke a headache that even Excedrin can't fix. Perhaps it is his arrogance, his hypocrisy or something in his diet that contains sixty percent ice, if you get the drift, but the Burke Administration and - according to deep throat sources - those behind Muccini-Burke's campaign see Adam Knight as a huge liability...bigger than Caraviello.
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REPORTEDLY THE DELLO RUSSO FAMILY WANTED FREDERICK N. DELLO RUSSO JR OUT OF THIS ELECTION but Stephanie forced Dello Russo to stay in to keep an eye on Madame Knight.
HE'S SUCH AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE DELLO RUSSO NAME THAT THE GAFFEY COMPANY WAS OPENING CHAMPAGNE EVERYTIME DELLO RUSSO OPENED HIS MOUTH.
GAFFEY PEOPLE ENJOYING THE
DELLO RUSSO GAFFE WHEN FREDDY ALLEGEDLY CALLED HIS OWN UNCLE A CROOK!
gaffe
ɡaf/
noun
- an unintentional act or remark causing embarrassment to its originator; a blunder.
"an unforgivable social gaffe"
BUT WORD HAS IT THAT THE REASON DELLO RUSSO DIDN'T PULL OUT IS THAT MUCCINI-BURKE WANTS KNIGHT KICKED TO THE CURB.
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WHY IS KNIGHT SUCKING UP TO A GAY GUY?
WHAT'S very humorous is how Adam Knight and Fred Dello Russo, Jr. look like the gayest couple on the planet (and that's pretty tough when George Scarpelli and John Falco are in the running with you.
If Falco and Scarpelli ever decided to do a wife swap their wives would probably be pushed to the sidelines having to watch the Laurel and Hardy of the city council do homo comedy porn...
It would be rated G because Falco would break his arm trying to lift that huge belly...)
Oh part of this is a parody, but not the part about Knight and Dello Russo.
According to our sources allegely in-the-closet Knight has a huge crush on Frederick N. Dello Russo, Jr. Freddy is the emissary from Burke's office ready to break Adam's heart when Knight finds himself in tenth place, and not even able to get back on the council when Caraviello steps down to become yet another fat, stupid city clerk come march when fat stupid Ed Finn opens his bed & breakfast football sports bar in Maine.
They'll be lining up for that one!
Bangor will never be the same.
Take from this parody what you will, truth of the matter is, on October 17th, 2017 word is that Muccini-Burke doesn't just hate suck-up Adam Knight...she loathes him.
And that's NOT part of the parody.
Watch the body language tonight. There is trouble in Tinsletown.
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The Gadar Reading for October
a fun parody to keep things...interesting...
Who is the biggest alleged closeted homosexual running for office in Medford.
Initials: A.K., M.R., J.F.
allegedly...it's only due to GAYDAR...ha ha!
The winner today: A.K.
we make no determinations on the sexuality of any councilors except for Van der Fruit, who appears to be asexual, in fact, she wasn't at the school committee last night because rumor has it she was borrowing Stephanie's room full of mirrors to talk to herself...
this is a parody, of course.
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