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Oh, Lookie, a letter we can actually print!
Some of the correspondence regarding Stephanie is pretty crude...many citizens do NOT think very highly of the former city councilor...
But at least this one kept the anger to a minimum and is printable!
From "Trevor" on February 12, 2018
Saw your blog post this morning. Why are you surprised? I guess
you forgot that the New Mayor (play trumplet blares here... by Royal
Decree of Her Majesty of Medford!) got rid of the Christmas Lights.
THESE are "Holiday Lights" (another trumpet blare goes here, again by
Royal Decree of Her Majesty of Medford!)
Don't you know that EVERY day's a Holiday in the Queendom of
Burkesville (This time que the fireworks along with the trumpet
blares), just like in Disneyland! Only here in Stephanie-land the
Seven Dwarfs, Dumbo, Goofy, Chip & Dale (or is that Chippendales,
Stephanie's personal lapdancing lapdogs?) and the rest, are here in
City Hall. Cue the "Gillligan's Island" theme music and forget about
the copyright infringements, the producers indemnification form makes
the members responsible for anything the City does wrong. The Cori
checks were done by Professor Irwin Cory of course.
Now if only She could manage to complete Her "Final Solution" to rid
the Queendom of all the old pesky, unclean Medford residents and
replace them with Her hand-picked Queendom residents! You know the
ones; they voted in the Community Preservation Act, (yeah right, it
only got a plurality of votes, not the required majority - blanks are
tallyed too). They bullied the City Council to vote for the Plastic
Bag Ban ordinance. Gee... imagine switching from plastic to paper in
Tree City USA. I guess now it's "Me City USA", the "Me" being SM-B of
course. Wait a minute... doesn't "SM" stand for something else?
Does SM-B wear one of those Marlene Dietrich dominatrix outfits after hours
at home? Time to send another Public Records request to City Hall and
check on how many riding crops purchasing has ordered in the last two
years. They are now bullying the City Council into Energy Aggregation
where there is no "need" to have the residents actually vote for it.
They are automatically "enrolled" in it. When a private supplier
automatically "enrolls" you in it, it's called slamming and is
illegal.
When Medford does it it's called "By Royal Decree of Her
Majesty Queen Stephanie the First and Only." Yes these are the
residents of The New Order that Queen Steph (or is that 'Staph" as in
Staph infection) is infecting Medford with
So we don't need to decide for ourselves on Energy Aggregation
because that decision is being put into the hands of someone who we
can trust and has our best interests in mind - the Government. Huh?
You want to run that one by me again? The people TRUST our City
government, including the not-elected-by-the-people city boards and
commissions? Since when? Aren't the residents suing the Zoning Board
of Appeals. That doesn't sound like trust to me. But that's Her Plan
for us. Let's not have any thinking going on by the peasants under Her
Rule.
Closing with a riddle for you:
Q: Why will Queen Stephanie's reign last forever?
A: Because there are TWO Queens in her household.
(with apologies to all other queens everywhere)
