Discretion being the better part of valor...
here's a classic 1950 advertisement for your pleasure...
Works wonderful on sanctimonious, hypocritical con artists as well!
this is a parody
send all lawsuits to Sacco, D Skerry, R Skerry and Coakley LLC
att: Rarian Myan, Noug Dagengast and Fraquel "The Fracker" Risadi
hear Bob Maiocco's voice echo "Thank you."
You're welcome, Uncle Bob!
p.s. D and R of the Skerry clan hate each other, but they call a truce for their law firm, to make money, and to laugh at their joker colleagues when the joke isn't specifically aimed at them.
frEE SPEECH, it's a bitch, and our mayor is a witch