New Parody
Boston Freak Radio
The Children's Den
starring the ultra famous (not) Eddie Haskell
featured guest:
Heather Whack
Heather Whack
EH: Welcome to the Children's Den, where villainous activity happens on a weekly basis.
Heather Whack: I thought I was the Coordinator of Youth
EH: Really? I thought you were the unlicensed booking agent, mud wrestler, bisexual yes-woman to the flawed board of directors?
HW: The mud will be flung tonight, guess your show is intellectual mud wrestling?
EH: You'd have to have an intellect to intellectually wrestle. Have you never seen Leave it to Beaver?
HW: Beaver I'd like to see, but I never leave it.
EH: Of that I'm sure
HW: How many little ones do you have flocking to your show today?
EH: More than Park Marenteau had little nephews lined up at WBCN before he got arrested for child molestation
HW: Oh, stop it. I heard he offered them refreshments ...he was doing a public service
EH: What sort of refreshments?
HW: Cola?
EH: Coke is it! Why do you think he was arrested? Allegedly Park was giving the kids cocaine, you idiot, not cola!
HW: Well here at Boston Freak Radio that flake and freak Fall on Her Face Drunke, a board member, has open beer around my kids
EH: Real classy. What are you doing now?
HW: I'm braiding my hair
EH: I've never seen anyone braid armpit hair before
HW: Yeah, my band, SEX GONE SOLO should be at Wooly Mammoth studios
EH: You're so whooly I can cut those braids and make them extensions for my beard!!!
Hey, how do you Coordinate Media for Youth with a band called SEX GONE SOLO?
HW: Conflict of interests abound at Boston Freeak Radio
EH: You don't think it's sick that you have a mouth like a construction worker on your radio show Greens with Envy, have a dirty filthy name for a band, and coordinate youth?
HW: It's legal as long as you can get away with it and no one rats you out for being a hypocrite, self-centered witch who only thinks about herself...
EH:And who beats up on blind men who make up titles like "The Children's Den." Hey, can you get that loudmouth broad to shut up out there in the lobby?
HW: She's my best friend...she can do whatever the FXXX she wants
EH: You can't say F around the children!
HW: Why not? They have to learn about free speech sometime. Park Marenteau was right to give them cocaine...a real life experience. Fall On Her Face Drunke was right to have beer around the kids.
EH: But that former Boston Freak Radio board member will file a complaint
HW: I'll just phone the police and lie that he's suicidal, that'll get rid of him
TO BE CONTINUED
This post Sponsored by Braid a Bush and Armpit, LLC, a division of Heather Whack Unlicensed Booking Agency
The woolly mammoth is an extinct species of mammoth that lived during the Pleistocene epoch, and was one of the last in a line of mammoth species, beginning with Mammuthus subplanifrons in the early Pliocene. Wikipedia
New Parody
Boston Freak Radio
New Parody
Boston Freak Radio