The Mayor shook her head “no”
To her favorite friend Joe
Just between us like Connie Chung
Betcha the Varsity Coach got her tongue
Lena up (lean her up) for a mayor mug shot
Avoid Alden Chambers, unless for a fox trot
Say the pledge of allegiance and a few Hail Mary’s
Unless you kiss her heels she’s allergic to fairies
mug shot!
