1,292,285@4:50 pm
Hi. This is Capt Barry Clemente with an informational message. Someone blew a hole in the back of the old Citizens Bank in Cambridge. After a worldwide search our intrepid detectives who failed to charge Clerk Ed Finn with felonious assault on a person over 60, and who falsely accused the victim of “witness intimidation” proving they knew the clerk committed the crime, have concluded after a worldwide search that the most likely subject to blast a hole through a bank wall
is my daddy dearest, Gerry Clemente.
I have put his mug shot at the Forest St post office above the mug shots of Police Chief Sacco’s niece and his son. As always, thank you for your cooperation.