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ToxicMold-NoMo!
Is some annoying woman from Foster Rhode Island suing you with money from unsuspecting Medford cable TV subscribers?
Is your "public private access" station gone to the dogs, ruff ruff ruff?
Get Toxic-Mold-NOMO - it gets rid of reprobates.
Creepy old elder abuser with his two wheel truck annoying MBTA bus riders?
Chief Sacco's son Joey from the MBTA too afraid to get rid of Dr. Rabies from the Bus?
Get the SPRAY BOTTLE of ToxicMold-No_Mo and get rid of the harassing nuisance.
ToxicMold-NOMO was developed by a homosexual scientist over at Somerville Access TV. We sprayed it on guinea pigs like the white-haired board member who fantasizes about nights of ecstasy with Joe Curtatone, mayor, the woman who forgets to shave her underarms (and use deodorant!) and the social butterfly disguising herself as a social media director!
ToxicMold-NOMO will work on them as well.
100 Percent EFFECTIVE! Guaranteed to get results!
We've utilized this magical stuff in Woburn, Winchester and Medford for decades and it gets rid of ALL the pests. And not-ready-for-prime-time Anthony G won't even have to Google it before it gets rid of that angry bug!
Wow. No toxic mold syndrome at 5 High St. Maybe the old TV station had brought it with them?
Look at 5 High Street NOW after they dusted with TOXIC_Mold_No_Mo
it's BEAUTIFUL, so beautiful that John Veneziano wants to run the joint
Cr0atia, Denmark...they're all hanging out at 5 High Street now
Dr. Rabies...inoculated! At Last
IT WORKS
COMING TO A CITY COUNCIL NEAR YOU!
WE PROMISE