Dear Federal Bureau of Investigation,
There is a BIG fat terrorist lurking around on the first floor of Medford City Hall
DO NOT LET the s.o.b. near the Registrars of Voters office!
Appropriately enough, you only have until 9/11 to catch him!
Then he's off to Maine or places unknown to build a terrorist nest he might call a bed and breakfast
allegedly
catch him while you can