Author: The Uninvited Guest
Published by:
DSP Darth Stephanie Publishing
Year: 2018
FourWord:
derogatory adulatory writing about
The plaster saint looked in the mirror, his sins swirling around his bald pate like isotopes with their neutrons and protons going as mental as mosquitoes surrounding the odor of a freshly punctured relic of a false prophet - as personified by city councilors John Scarpelli and George Falco at a bowling ball waxing contest sponsored by a crackpot retired attorney who married in to a mayor's creepy family.
It was another hot time on the town when the inadvertent meeting of two Scarry cousins ruined the family reunion as quickly as Leo Belson's casting couch was upended when Dr. Rich E. O ventured to Splitsville, Mass to get the hell out of Dodge.
Hell is the appropriate word for these charlatans and fakes with their snake oil oozing out of the Vape stores popping up all over the city, filling in the gaps left in the Frankenstein-ish cracked streets by electric company monolith NationalSquidd, the avenues of broken dreams having no continuity due to 306 Main Street adding formaldehyde into the drinks, water supply and sewer system resulting in Dr Jekyll and Mr. ForbaldyHyde, the subject of this book, easing up from the cracks and making a general nuisance of himself at city hall, Slumerville District and other venues we cannot mention or the threat of more lawsuits will fly like those aforementioned neutrons and protons from the angered fictional subject matter who claims to be a proponent of free speech but who, instead, abuses his power and authority in a sick and perverted way to the detriment of the community and to the benefit of his bank account. And, hopefully, this book!
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At the pizza shop by the rotary the wife was begging the young boys to stay away from the reprobate. The nude images were now in police custody with the chief and his sycophants claiming they couldn't tell the age of the victim. That's odd, Paypal could!!! The hypocrisy increased, growing more and more rapid as the new mayor had mistakenly grabbed her drunken husband's flask and drank thereof when that particular Kool-Aid was meant for the yellow-toothed creep who was dating a fellow government official behind the back of his wife, in an effort by his consort to use the preservatives to attempt to whiten the ugly smile to no avail.
As the mayor partook of the resin her snow white hair (which had led to a former mayoral candidate dubbing her "Q Tip") evolved into a pseudo psychedelic motif having or showing fluorescence. Writhing on the floor like Bruce Banner on a bad day before he became Hulkified, she found the late sheriff's wife's diamond ear rings and ate them as if they were M & Ms...thinking they were petrified Quaaludes, pure unadulterated Methaqualone that she used to frequently snatch out of a hypocrite's desk across the hall.
TO BE CONTINUED