Stephanie Burke: So you are Patrick Doyle
Pat Gordon: No, I'm Pat Gordon
Stephanie: Mark, I asked for the the idiot, Patrick from Melrose.
Mark Rumley: Melrose, Malden, what's the difference?
Stephanie: The difference is we need a kiss-ass who will take orders and a paycheck and look the other way.
Mark Rumley: Oh, like Lisa Evangelista?
Stephanie: Take that one up with Mike. What are we going to do here.
Patrick Gordon: I love public access and free speech and working with the public.
Stephanie: None of that is in the job description.
Mark Rumley: Free speech is. I love free speech. For 15 years I helped some homo try to get public access in Medford ...
Stephanie: Gag me with a spoon.
Patrick Gordon: Thank you, Mr. Rumley. I too love freedom of speech. But I have read that you and the city of Medford are opposed to it.
Mark Rumley: “The one sentiment that I have heard that I take great exception to is that the city is trying to limit speech,” said Rumley. “The notion the city would censor or squelch free speech is baseless and as city solicitor I would find any such effort repugnant.”
Pat Gordon: Wow, verbatim! That's exactly what I read when I put "Rumley Repugnant" in a Google search!!!!
to be continued
a parody, ...i think...