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THE FOUR MAYORS IN
THE MEDFORD STAR CHAMBER
A PARODY
Charlie: Why are you wasting my time over - of all things - a blogger?
Mayor J.C.: (name blocked out on advice of counsel!) Charlie, he's going to take us all down!
Charlie: Just because you have the Lord's initials doesn't mean you have to take his name in vain!
Mayor J.C.:You sound like you're the president of the Theodore McCarrick fan club...
G.C.: Guys, calm down.
Stephanie: I'm not a guy!
G.C.: Sorry, Q Tip
Stephanie: And stop calling me Q Tip
G.C.: OK, Mike McGlynn Surrogate!
*(Stephanie fumes)
Stephanie: He keeps bringing up that varsity coach
Charlie: Something I should know about this varsity coach and lacrosse player?
Gary, Joe C., Stephanie and Mike in unison:
"NO!"
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Charlie: This is making me very nervous.
What the heck went on with the varsity coach and the lacrosse player when she was a student at Medford High School and he a teacher? It's election time ...if I'm going to hire this wacky mayor I darn well better know what skeletons are in her closet.
Gary C (ignoring the Governor): Maybe I can have my police run him off the road?
Mike M.: We tried that already, it's like he has eyes in the back of his head
Stephanie: A Jimmy DiPaola Special would be nice
Joe C: I did not have sex with that woman
Stephanie: What was it, Joe? An Immaculate Conception?
TO BE CONTINUED