Shrieking Stephanie Burke Can Go Shriek in Charlie Baker's Office!

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Wait till Charlie Baker hears the banshee screech if he appoints glass-on-chalkboard voiced Stephanie Burke.

           And as I was drifting past the Lorelei
I heard those slinky sirens wail -oooooooo
Look out sailors if you hear them croon
you'll never be the same again
their crazy music drive you insane, this way...
Roxy Music, "Editions of You"

Heck, I'd go and screw the Varsity Coach too if I had to listen to that old battle-axe with her histrionics that she seems to have caught from Consigliere Mark E. Rumley 

From the Urban Dictionary

banshee

From Irish and Scottish folklore, the bean-sidhe (literally, "woman of the fairy folk") is the spirit of a woman who acts as a messenger of death.
She appears outside of the houses of the five oldest Gaelic families (O'Connor, O'Grady, O'Neill, O'Brian, Kavanagh), sobbing and crying through the night to warn the family that death is near for one of them. The wailing of many banshees signifies that death is near for someone of great importance.
 

YEAH, LIKE THE CITY OF MEDFORD, DEAD AND BURIED BY THESE GANGSTERS WHO STOLE POWER

 

The bean-nighe ("washerwoman"), her Scottish counterpart, can be seen by a lake or river, washing the bloodstained clothes of the one who will soon die.

 

There seems to be a strong misconception in the United States about the banshee; she's usually of a more evil nature, she actively seeks to bring death, and her bawling wail has been replaced by a stridently sharp scream.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=banshee