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YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED...
IF YOU PONY UP THE CASH
TO SAVE THE BARBER CHAIR NIGHT
AT THE CITY COUNCIL
FEBRUARY 5, 2019
---JOHN FALCO'S PROCLAMATION
WHERE A BARBER CHAIR
IN MEDFORD SQUARE
HAD ITS LIFE CUT SHORT
BY A FAT MAN'S HAIR
YOU CAN COME TO THE COUNCIL
IF YOU BEHAVE
SIT IN THE SEAT
AND GET A HEAD SHAVE
MR. FALCO WANTS TO SAVE ON ENERGY COSTS BY SHINING THE BULBS ON ALL THE BALD HEADS IN ALDEN CHAMBERS
WOMEN TOO
NO ONE WILL BE ALLOWED IN THE CHAMBERS UNLESS THEY WEAR THE CORRECT ATTIRE: A BALD HEAD
BY GEORGE!
SCARPELLI WILL BE DOING THE HAIR-CUTTING...BECAUSE HE'S ENVIOUS!