Solicitor Question of the Day
A New Series
Dear City Solicitor:
Q: Are you able to describe a "bald faced lie" without using your 25 $ words from your thesaurus?
In Parody,
Medford Info Central
Dear M.I.C.,
That's Easy. Answer is George Scarpelli
Do I win a prize?
Love Always
City Solicitor
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MIC Responds
Yes, next week, for Valentine's day, we are sending you your own Chia Pet seeds to sprinkle on YOUR bald head ...IT REALLY GROWS!
Then you can walk around truly green with envy!
Cheers
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