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Sunday, April 14, 2019

Don't Dance with Ibrance

Oh my God, it's a good thing the church I go to doesn't embrace or endorse I Brance

Just found out via commercial you can't take it if you are pregnant and breast feeding,
of which I'm doing both today!

Your honor I have NEVER had a dream or a nightmare of having sex with Detective Mackowski.

Judge: I know that.  Neither have I.

Editor: That's why judges call me "very logical" and "intelligent."

But, your honor, I betcha 5,000 pieces of vinyl recordings that Mackowski wouldn't know a sex crime by a state reprobate if it stared him in the face via photograph