We interrupt the book review of The Cops are Robbers to bring you an in-depth investigation into the alleged cover-up of a sex crime at Medford High School that would have DENIED a certain woman mayor, and the term woman is used loosely, for obvious reasons, a certain female mayor who hijacked the corner office.
Find her in a corner sobbing over at Kohl's.
Yes, we are going to reveal ALL the details of the Varsity Coach Sex Scandal this June, on the dates of stalking incidents and a violent act by a sleazy ex city clerk.
You will DEFINITELY want to read the results of our investigation.