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Rumor has it Muccini-Burke is afraid to go to work because of the Comanche hairdo she got on the cheap!
Lush Wife: The mayor was over today
Creepy hubby: Don't I know it, Caraviello's been running around talking about it like he did the allegation of Charlie Baker hiring Stephanie
Lush Wife: She looks great
Creepy hubby: She looks like someone took an axe to each strand of hair...she looks like John Falco
Lush Wife: Well, I just had to shave the entire thing...the strands of her hair wouldn't stand still...
Creepy Hubby: You've been drinking again! The strands weren't moving, you were tilting back and forth
Lush Wife: Was not
Creepy Hubby: Was were...
Lush Wife: This house isn't even licensed to be a barber shop, what were you thinking...?
Creepy Hubby: Of keeping you occupied and not drinking. I failed
Lush Wife: as usual. By the way, I got the keys to RC Limo...
Creepy Hubby: NOT DRUNK!
Lush Wife: It's ok, I'm going out with the mayor's husband and Chief Buckley always gives him a bunch of permission slips for slipping and sliding and curving and swerving...
Creepy Hubby: And Joe Sacco allegedly makes three...
THIS IS A PARODY
Sober up Scary P. David for all lawsuits ...and depravity...
To be continued
The Comanche /kəˈmæntʃi/ (Comanche:
Nʉmʉnʉʉ) are a Native American nation from the Great Plains whose
historic territory consisted of most of present-day northwestern Texas
and adjacent areas in eastern New Mexico, southeastern Colorado,
southwestern Kansas, western Oklahoma, and northern Chihuahua.