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A Medford Information Parody
by Joe Viglione
SHOPPING DOWN AT KOHLS
by Joe Viglione
SHOPPING DOWN AT KOHLS
Other mayors busy / they have common goals
Stephanie Burke /engaged in / shopping down @ Kohls
In the shoe department, an idea she takes to heart
She'll run our city hall / like a big ol' Supermart
When it comes to malfeasance
they offer many brands
shelves stocked by solicitor
the one with unclean hands
Her husband making love
to his bottle of scotch
a city falls apart on
Steph Muccini-Burke's gold watch
Police are on the lookout
for the mayor's husband's car
While his wife is oh so busy
at the Wegman's Burger Bar*
*NEW poem coming soon
Stephanie @ the Burger Bar!
Then she'll catch some sports
go support at the Hormel
Admission Sixty Bucks
Pay Jeanine or go to hell
I'm listing oh so many names
my lawyers (they're) all getting nervous
better call my good friend Paul
help me out at civil service
Chief Buckley getting angry
I should put this quick to bed
or I'm afraid he'll call Lebert
come shoot me in the fucking head
Twenty Seven Cops, the supermart
at her behest
Gonna stonewall just like Trump
in public record's request
Time to get on some transparency
before more misconduct spread
Just buy a bigger flashlight
shine it off Scarpelli's head
At the city council
he wear Judge Cavanaugh's old tunic
Mr. Falco, sans balls,
is known as Stephanie's Pet Eunuch
Dello Russo water break
gets John a helium balloon
27 cops all date / Judge Judy
come high noon
All Good Men and Women
Buckley says with fingers crossed
though his main concern
if the mayor's husband's sauced
Rumley's son's wedding
McGlynn freaks out about his ringer
looking like a drunken harlot
firefighters get the finger
At the private TV station
2 little kids
women from Venus
State Rep Paul Donato grabbing
Mike Marks by the penis
Adam Knight he stalks
in solidarity with brother
he's got that Halloween face
that can frighten his own mother
Come October 16th
yet another Great Debate
in a town with a solicitor
who operates on hate
On the TV issue
a city lawyer / so conflicted
Ho Hum, at Medford High
a rapist teacher gets convicted
Chief Buckley makes excuses
and he needs no introduction
when filling Leo Sacco's shoes
it's Trumpian obstruction
Disability commission
how they just love to jaw
silenced by that pesky
Joe Vig and/or (Open) Meeting Law
* * * * *
A bastard mayor fighting
all her internet trolls
enough to make a gal do
much more shopping down at Kohls
http://www.medfordma.org/boards/hormel-stadium-commission/
Her husband making love
to his bottle of scotch
a city falls apart on
Steph Muccini-Burke's gold watch
Police are on the lookout
for the mayor's husband's car
While his wife is oh so busy
at the Wegman's Burger Bar*
Stephanie @ the Burger Bar!
Then she'll catch some sports
go support at the Hormel
Admission Sixty Bucks
Pay Jeanine or go to hell
I'm listing oh so many names
my lawyers (they're) all getting nervous
better call my good friend Paul
help me out at civil service
Chief Buckley getting angry
I should put this quick to bed
or I'm afraid he'll call Lebert
come shoot me in the fucking head
Twenty Seven Cops, the supermart
at her behest
Gonna stonewall just like Trump
in public record's request
Time to get on some transparency
before more misconduct spread
Just buy a bigger flashlight
shine it off Scarpelli's head
At the city council
he wear Judge Cavanaugh's old tunic
Mr. Falco, sans balls,
is known as Stephanie's Pet Eunuch
Dello Russo water break
gets John a helium balloon
27 cops all date / Judge Judy
come high noon
All Good Men and Women
Buckley says with fingers crossed
though his main concern
if the mayor's husband's sauced
Rumley's son's wedding
McGlynn freaks out about his ringer
looking like a drunken harlot
firefighters get the finger
At the private TV station
2 little kids
women from Venus
State Rep Paul Donato grabbing
Mike Marks by the penis
Adam Knight he stalks
in solidarity with brother
he's got that Halloween face
that can frighten his own mother
Come October 16th
yet another Great Debate
in a town with a solicitor
who operates on hate
On the TV issue
a city lawyer / so conflicted
Ho Hum, at Medford High
a rapist teacher gets convicted
Chief Buckley makes excuses
and he needs no introduction
when filling Leo Sacco's shoes
it's Trumpian obstruction
Disability commission
how they just love to jaw
silenced by that pesky
Joe Vig and/or (Open) Meeting Law
* * * * *
A bastard mayor fighting
all her internet trolls
enough to make a gal do
much more shopping down at Kohls
http://www.medfordma.org/boards/hormel-stadium-commission/
Hormel Stadium Commission
Commission Members
Patrick Carney
Jeanine Camuso
Len Glionna, City Council seat
3:37 pm
1:56 pm
Patrick Carney
Jeanine Camuso
Len Glionna, City Council seat
3:37 pm
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