The Parody...DON'T TAKE A ONE NIGHT STAND...OR ONE TERM MAYOR...SO SERIOUSLY
David Conehead: All I survey is mine!
Mayor Leanna Bungle Cone: You sound like Dr. Doom the first time that he encountered the Silver Surfer
Mayor Leanna Bungle Cone: You sound like Dr. Doom the first time that he encountered the Silver Surfer
David Conehead: I'd better, the way you pissed off all of the people who put you into power to invest in a bunch of 15 year olds masquerading as Black Lives Matter
Leanna Bungalo Cone: This is OUR REVOLUTION...
David Conehead: Medford Revolution! Give it up, you might look young and pretty but you are the old guard putting on a front, acting like something that you are not.
Leanna Lunkhead Conehead: Hey, I'm a political chameleon like Mea, Falco, Zac Bears...
David Conehead: Make me barf, Zac Bears, he who doth rule the world from mommy and daddy's basement
Mayor Leanna: Like Trump I've surrounded myself with the best people
David Conehead: Yeah, a convicted felon as vice chair of the school committee, and whatever happened to Erin Nestor!
Wasn't she doing the CORI checks on innocent public access producers?
Leanna Bungled Cone: Erin Nestor went the way of Teresa Walsh and Jimmy Hoffa, gone and forgotten
David Conehead: Do I have to worry about you having an affair with her husband?
Leanna Bungled Cone: Naaahhhh....I've had enough of the previous administration's leftovers, he's just my Covid bitch to have drive me around town to act as if I'm actually doing something.
David Conehead: And who the fxxxx is this Mr. Abracadabra Ab DOURahmane D. Ba!
Leanna: Ba! Humbug, damned if I know, maybe that's why Erin got booted for having a Bob Covelle moment or something
David Cone: You have the WORST police force in all of Middlesex County with 32 Brady-infested cops
Mayor Leanna: And if Joe Vig gets his way ousting Jack Buckley, Paul MacGilvray, Paul Covino and Paul Mackowski that will be 36!
David Cone: 3 Paul's and a Jack, do you suspect a pattern?
Mayor Leanna: What the hell do I care, now that John Falco is breaking up with his boyfriend George Scarpelli...
David Conehead: ...of the Otis Mass hazing/rape saga...
Mayor Leanna: You got it...now that the two bald bastards are having a ray-gun war bouncing lazer beams off their chrome domes, maybe they'll get Caraviello and Marks in the crossfire!
David Conehead: You are traitorous...why hire David Rodrigues when Bob Maiocco said you had a target on your back on day one?
Mayor Leanna: If I can get re-elected with that jackass Rodrigues as Chief of Staff, I can accomplish anything
David Cone: You still have a convicted felon as vice chair of your school committee...
Mayor Leanna: See, having Rodrigues has its benefits...who the hell do you think sent the paperwork to that blogger...
David Cone: and as usual, he did not disappoint!
Leanna: BLACK LIVES MATTER
David Cone: Rather than help your friends you are whoring yourself out to some misguided children for some votes!
Leanna: Yep, come election day, those teenagers will be turning ripe in time to vote!
David Cone: Now THAT's the EPITOME of child abuse!
Leanna: You know it, daddy-oh. Black Lives Matter, Our Revolution, Indict Maiocco! Buckley and Osborne!
TO BE CONTINUED
Leanna Bungalo Cone: This is OUR REVOLUTION...
David Conehead: Medford Revolution! Give it up, you might look young and pretty but you are the old guard putting on a front, acting like something that you are not.
Leanna Lunkhead Conehead: Hey, I'm a political chameleon like Mea, Falco, Zac Bears...
David Conehead: Make me barf, Zac Bears, he who doth rule the world from mommy and daddy's basement
Mayor Leanna: Like Trump I've surrounded myself with the best people
David Conehead: Yeah, a convicted felon as vice chair of the school committee, and whatever happened to Erin Nestor!
Wasn't she doing the CORI checks on innocent public access producers?
Leanna Bungled Cone: Erin Nestor went the way of Teresa Walsh and Jimmy Hoffa, gone and forgotten
David Conehead: Do I have to worry about you having an affair with her husband?
Leanna Bungled Cone: Naaahhhh....I've had enough of the previous administration's leftovers, he's just my Covid bitch to have drive me around town to act as if I'm actually doing something.
David Conehead: And who the fxxxx is this Mr. Abracadabra Ab DOURahmane D. Ba!
Leanna: Ba! Humbug, damned if I know, maybe that's why Erin got booted for having a Bob Covelle moment or something
David Cone: You have the WORST police force in all of Middlesex County with 32 Brady-infested cops
Mayor Leanna: And if Joe Vig gets his way ousting Jack Buckley, Paul MacGilvray, Paul Covino and Paul Mackowski that will be 36!
David Cone: 3 Paul's and a Jack, do you suspect a pattern?
Mayor Leanna: What the hell do I care, now that John Falco is breaking up with his boyfriend George Scarpelli...
David Conehead: ...of the Otis Mass hazing/rape saga...
Mayor Leanna: You got it...now that the two bald bastards are having a ray-gun war bouncing lazer beams off their chrome domes, maybe they'll get Caraviello and Marks in the crossfire!
David Conehead: You are traitorous...why hire David Rodrigues when Bob Maiocco said you had a target on your back on day one?
Mayor Leanna: If I can get re-elected with that jackass Rodrigues as Chief of Staff, I can accomplish anything
David Cone: You still have a convicted felon as vice chair of your school committee...
Mayor Leanna: See, having Rodrigues has its benefits...who the hell do you think sent the paperwork to that blogger...
David Cone: and as usual, he did not disappoint!
Leanna: BLACK LIVES MATTER
David Cone: Rather than help your friends you are whoring yourself out to some misguided children for some votes!
Leanna: Yep, come election day, those teenagers will be turning ripe in time to vote!
David Cone: Now THAT's the EPITOME of child abuse!
Leanna: You know it, daddy-oh. Black Lives Matter, Our Revolution, Indict Maiocco! Buckley and Osborne!
TO BE CONTINUED
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