An Open Letter to State Rep Candidate Nichole Mossalam:
Dearest Nichole,
I
hope you won't discriminate against me because I am a martian with DNA
from Saturn and Pluto, or at least I think I am. How nice that you are a
woman of Irish and Italian descent pulling a stunt like Medford school
committee person Paul Comeau Jr. morphing into Paul Ruseau! hey - if
Jackie Kennedy, the most famous woman in the world at the time, could go
Greek and become Jackie Onassis, anything is possible, right? The
fact that Paul Comeau Jr. is a convicted felon who did serious prison
time and the public doesn't seem to be aware of that fact, well, there's
one black eye on Our Revolution Medford!
So
now - presto change-oh, you're a candidate who calls herself a "mutt" -
we give you the evidence: two parents, four grandparents, eight great
grandparents, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1,024, 2,028, 4,056, 8,112,
16,224 - see all of my bloodline? Told you I'm a martian! 32,448
people had to have intimate relations in order to make me and you. Mutt
indeed!
Everyone
thought that I was making it up that I was a homosexual, like a line
from my friend Willie Alexander's song Rock & Roll Riff #78
"In my rock and roll drag/I'm a counterfeit fag."
Look,
I didn't want to DATE all those women, they wanted to go out with a
rock singer...and one of them kept all the good looking guys away from
me as much as she could! After they figure out you have so many male
roommates over the years, they tend to get the hint. I have to be more
like you, I should've PLAYED IT STRAIGHT....BUT, alas, we all don't have
your fortitude. You, an American woman of Italian/Irish descent have
decided to do a Michael Jackson in reverse!
We loved Michael Jackson BECAUSE he was a person of color! What the heck did he want to become a white guy for?
When
you tape at Malden Access TV where the E.D. puts his face front and
center rather than the kids and the seniors...he acts like he's Ronny
Cox in the film Total Recall, doesn't he, selling basic things like air
and public access and censoring people in violation of the non-profit's
mission.
That old egomaniac!
All
are welcome unless you call the police on their pet stalker Julie over
there, a judge put two restraining orders on her for a total of four
years and that was BEFORE that dude on the board of MATV ran out on the
Logan Airport tarmac and got himself arrested. Malden Access TV is
TRULY the place where the nuts hunt the squirrels!
As
for Obe Ron Kenobi himself, glad he's on your side because with your
YouTube at only 415 views at 12:28 pm today, you're going to need the
MATV stalker AND the board member that got arrested for running out on
the tarmac for their votes!!!!
Ronny's voting for Paul Donato, as surely as I'm a gay martian in cowboy drag...kinda like the village people!
Look,
I believe in term limits and Mr. Donato knows that I do. But I've
changed my mind like you've changed your persona, so even though Paul
pulled that stunt at the access station, I am making a deliberate choice
to forget about term limits and keep the old guard in there so that the
lunatic fringe, that would be you - darling, doesn't come in like
Donald Trump and wreck the sandbox.
MaldenAccessMATV
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With 415 hits and Ron Cox behind you, it's going to be a long way down on election night.
Mr. Donato is going to dominate.
This is going to be fun!
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