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Friday, September 11, 2020

Councilor Jabbah Stalking Governor Baker (poem)

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CBS Boston Channel 4, WBZ Video of Mayor Lungo-Koehn and Governor Charlie Baker in Medford 


https://youtu.be/-QH-WVYVwcI

 
Nichole Mossalam calls herself a mutt
while the Governor's stalked by Jabbah the Hut
Medford United stuck with Anna Maria
Mike Ruggiero confused by onomatopoeia

He’s the biggest city council faker
On Thursdays he stalks Governor  Baker
Rick’s lateral move
He waddles  to L’orange
While Shab now seeks 
The Wrath of Khange 

Prison Orange is the color for a very bad fellow
In the council chambers
The dirty rat doth bellow
Sleazier than Obi Ron Kenobi
This Dick five times the size of Moby

Like a Star Wars exile, Man Alive
A spectacle over at Bistro 5
Too fat to drive up on a Harley
Jabbah Caraviello a stalking Charlie!

Too big to fit in your pepper shaker
Angry and Obsessed with Governor Baker
On Social Skills / Ricky still keeps flunkin'
Kept out of Bistro he ends up at Dunkin

His orange-dressed tummy
lookin' like the great pumpkin
the council joke, lonely country bumpkin
looking like that / he won't be a porn-er
this is the Lungo Koehn Poetry Corner! 

Caraviello is pure ad hominem
The Governor and I have something in common-em
We both have socialized with Mayor Bre
And like Charlie, Caraviello has been stalking me!









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