Caraviello Pillsbury Doughboy vs Polyanna Mayor ...an Info Central PARODY

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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

OUTSIDE OF THIS PARODY

WORD IS THAT BREANNA REFUSES

TO TALK TO CARAVIELLO ON THE PHONE...IF TRUE, WE ARE JUST MAKING FUN OF THE RUMOR!

WHAT A JACKASS

A CITY COUNCIL PRESIDENT-ELECT

UNABLE TO TALK TO A MAYOR

IF TRUE

Ringgggggg....(Mayor's Office phone)...the caller I.D. shows insufferable jackass Richard F. Caraviello trying to call

"You've reached the office of Mayor Lungo Koehn. Please leave a message."

Caraviello: Breanna, this is Dick.  You haven't returned my calls for weeks now.  I'm the new City Council President.  I know you think I'm an embarrassment.  We need to talk.  Why didn't you let me into the Charlie Baker thing at the Bistro?  That was so wrong of you...I'm an elected official McGlynn swiped an election or two for me TO GET into office FRAUDULENTLY.  He's smarter than Stat Smith, y'know.  (SLAMS the receiver down)

Rinnngggggg:.(Mayor's Office phone)...the caller I.D. shows insufferable jackass Richard F. Caraviello trying to call...again.

Caraviello: You can run but you cannot hide, Breanna.   CLICK

Rinnnnng:.(Mayor's Office phone)...the caller I.D. shows insufferable jackass Richard F. Caraviello trying to call

Caraviello: Who the hell do you think you are not picking up the phone for me?   And what you did to Richie Raso, that was not fair, not fair at all.    (SLAM)

RING: (Mayor's Office phone)...the caller I.D. shows insufferable jackass Richard F. Caraviello trying to call

Dave Rodrigues picks up:  This is the Chief of Staff, how can I help you?

Caraviello: I didn't call for you, fat boy, where's the mayor?

Rodrigues: Look who is talking!  (CLICK)

RING: (Mayor's Office phone)...the caller I.D. shows insufferable jackass Richard F. Caraviello trying to call

Rodrigues: This is telephone harassment. The mayor has work to do, pages and pages of blogs and Facebook pages to read.  Take the hint, Rick.

Caraviello: I'M THE NEW COUNCIL PRESIDENT

Rodrigues: Yeah, I've been reading about your exploits: pressing false charges on a reporter, losing in criminal court, lying to the police, moonlighting at the city council, committing perjury in criminal court 1/31/17, aiding and abetting felonious Edward P. Finn who failed to show up under subpoena to criminal court...I'm afraid you want to take Breanna on another one of your boat trips to hell...and as her bodyguard you won't get through on her phone lines or we'll press harassing telephone call charges on you

Caraviello: I'M AN ELECTED OFFICIAL

Rodrigues: (CLICK)

CARAVIELLO SHOWS UP AT ROOM 207 AT CITY HALL, THEY CHANGED THE LOCKS ON HIM, HE GOES STORMING ACROSS THE HALL BANGING ON THE DOOR LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD

Rodrigues is down the hall, Mr. Rotund inside at the Rotunda...yells at Caraviello: "Hey, stalker, leave us alone. We don't want to get on your boat ride to hell!"

TO BE CONTINUED