If You're Drunk on a Boat Ride, Let Ford Put You In the Driver's Seat

 

Is your marriage "on the rocks"

Do you need 17 martinis to get through the day because your fat hubby is a juvenile delinquent?  ...spending all his time harassing, breaking things and fixated on some gay guy... 

 

If his buffoonery is too much to take, install a new Ford Swivel Seat on the boat before you take that ride into the tide...

Take the Mississippi right to Graceland...

 

And don't come back!!!!!!