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Saturday, January 23, 2021

Laura Ingrascam


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inspired by this stupid rant posing as an article




Fox News Airs the Biggest Farce
Ingraham, the horse's arse 
Some aging, gruesome female jolter
With a face /worse than  Ann Coulter

Banner stars flee from the Spangle
Her awful Twitter/IngrahamAngle
3 seconds in / her flaws revealed
the Go Go's demand / her lips be SEALED


Senate, House will hold the fort
Wait till we expand/the Supreme Court
It's that VOICE that's truly/Out to Lunch
I love that Biden
Gets her panties in a bunch

Laura has no sense of Decency
That's why we watch/MSNBC
Give her a map/she can't ever find Yemen
Even Trump turns her off/and tunes in to Don Lemon


Like Fox News Hosts
So co-dependent
she spits upon the
First Amendment
Boris Karloff couldn't get
any weirder
The wench cries FIRE
in a crowded theater

The Trollop Just Don't 
Give a Damn
This the ballad of
Laura IngraScam

Bad lipstick, oh the vanity
as dreadful as Sean Hannity 
More hateful than that
Carlson Tucker
Buy a My Pillow?
You're a sucker

Her nose the thing that's truly feudal
tough to be Don Jr.'s poodle
She makes it up/there are no sources
Like we said/she is truly
the backside of horses

Like Laura we could go on and on
And laugh and kick the exiled Don
We'll say something nice
as she sails out to sea
Laura brought about the end
of the GOP





fated outdated hated and now berated
Do let the door hit you on the way out, Laura...

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