Caraviello, Scare-Pelli Facemasks Available....from the gutter

THE PATCH, LIKE WICKED LOCAL, IS USELESS TODAY

New Standards Will Help You Choose An Effective

 COVID-19 Face Mask...

YOU CAN LOOK LIKE 

ADAM KNIGHT, 

ZAC BEARS, 

NICOLE MORELLI, 

MICHAEL MARKS 

WITH NEW 

MEDFORD CITY 

COUNCIL IMAGE FACE MASKS 

FIND THEM LITTERING 

MEDFORD GUTTERS 

EVERYWHERE....

CITIZENS JUST THROWING MASKS ALL OVER THE PLACE,

NO REGARD FOR CLEAN STREETS

DRAG QUEENS ARE BUYING THE

MADAME KNIGHT FACEMASK WHICH

IS EASY TO MAKE FUN OF ON STAGE!

THESE GUTTER MASKS MAY HAVE 

TRACES OF COCAINE AS THE MPD

IS USELESS GOING AFTER INNOCENT

VICTIMS INSTEAD OF THUGS THAT

THEY FEAR!

You could soon start seeing new labels that cover filtration efficiency, fit, and breathability ...SCARE PEOPLE WITH IMPUNITY RUNNING AROUND LOOKING LIKE JOHN FALCO, YOU'LL HAVE TO GET A MILITARY HAIRCUT, MIND YOU, TO GO ALONG WITH THE MASK

 https://patch.com/massachusetts/medford/s/hfw15/new-standards-will-help-you-choose-effective-covid-19-face-mask