2/19 ARREST; 3/10 article / former Red Sox outfielder was arrested early Friday morning and charged with driving under the influence and resisting an officer without violence.

 The former Red Sox outfielder was arrested early Friday morning and charged with driving under the influence and resisting an officer without violence.

Video Transcript

- Following some breaking news-- former Red Sox outfielder Johnny Damon has been arrested in Florida for DUI. It happened around 8:00 this morning in Central Florida. According to a police report, the 47-year-old had a blood alcohol level above 0.2. Damon was also charged with resisting an officer. He was taken to an Orange County jail on $500 bond.     https://news.yahoo.com/johnny-damon-arrested-dui-florida-154801301.html

JOHNNY, THE JUDGE DOESN'T NEED THE BREATHALYZER

THIS PICTURE'S WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS

GUILTY AS CHARGED

MORAL OF THE STORY,

DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU ARE GOING TO A GRATEFUL DEAD CONCERT IF THEY PULL YOU OVER FOR DUI