The Handsome Doctor Says I'll Die

 The Doctor Says I'm Gonna Die

4/3/21  Var Music Publishing BMI

Going into the Recording Studio end of May

If I live that long...HA!   

I looked him in the eye, and didn't believe him...so...

that's why God made second and third opinions

and they didn't agree with him...then again

they weren't as cute as him!

Handsome Orthopedic Guy

Says he can't operate

because I'll die

Psycho witch threw me down the stairs

she must've been paid off by the Council Chair

they'll be partying in Medford

by the by

that handsome face told me

i'm gonna die

She cut my arm in half

she wanted my job

as painful as a council meet

hosted by your uncle Bob

could it be

the end of the show?

who will do the writing

for Medford Info

my  handsome orthopedic

didn't say how or why

he said I wouldn't survive going under the knife

he couldn't operate

he said I would die

The third opinion disagreed

probably the second too

Was he just trying to scare me?

Turn this Italian face to blue?

they'll be partying in Medford

by the by

if the orthopedic's right

and sends me flying through the sky

How cute is he, Joe?

I'd marry him in a heartbeat.  He can monitor me then.

Sure, the church won't be happy sleeping with a medicine man, they'll have to get over it.  I'll just flush the pills in the middle of the night and he will never know.   He is one handsome man.