845 @ 10:04 am June 25, 2021
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this is a parody involving two rather mean spirited people who are running for school committee.
They are both certifiable...so let's have some fun at the expense of these crazed candidates for public office. It goes without saying that if you vote for either of them you need your head examined.
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Hi, I'm Candy Casphagnetti, M.C. of tonight's debate. I'm not used to these high heels...at 103 years old it is hard for me to adjust to my sex change too.
Let the debate begin! Start with Kerry, Kerry Laidlaw, what do you have to say to Paul Ruseau?
Kerry: Paul, you're a convicted felon!
Paul Ruseau: You know I heard that on Tuesday night, June 22 at the city council on Zoom
Some pre-op guy before sex change called me "Ms. Ruseau" and said I was a convicted felon. All I did was borrow a computer.
Kerry: FELON FELON FELON FELON FELON, I'M GOING TO GET YOU, PAUL RUSEAU, I'M GOING TO STALK YOU, I'M GOING TO SCREAM AT YOU
Ruseau: LIKE you allegedly do to your own kids
Kerry; THAT'S NOT FAIR, THAT'S NOT FAIR
Paul Ruseau:Yeah, not fair, when your poor kids have to run to John Falco's house for protection!
Kerry: Mean Felon. Bad Felon.
Paul Ruseau: Get used to it, witch, you started this
Kerry: FELON, FELON, FELON, FELON
Paul: Wish I were as felonious as your alleged pal there over on the xxxxxxxxx. Didn't she and the hubby allegedly steal $100,O00 FROM the soccer kids of Medford
Kerry: That's Not Fair, she was not arrested, she did not go to trial, she was not convicted, leave her alone!
Paul: I said allegedly. Word is she was sobbing relentlessly when she was caught. How did she slip out of that? I do time, she drives a Mercedes!
Kerry: YOU went to prison, YOU were convicted, I'm a better person than you I DESERVE TO BE ON THE SCHOOL COMMITTEEEEEEEEEE
Paul Ruseau: You know Kerry, if I weren't gay, after this debate with you, well, sign me up. You're enough to make any guy...or chick... swear off women!
Kerry: Fiend. Horrible Person. You used the word CHICK, so UN PC. Bad Felon. Bad Felon.
Paul Ruseau:Boy, am I a dummy, I steal a computer, she swindles the money from the soccer kids. At least Janis Joplin asked the Lord for HER Mercedes Benz ...where did your pal get the funds to drive around Medford in that vehicle?
Kerry: You're out of bounds. She and her husband were never convicted...and they were exiled, you were not.
Paul: So let me get this straight, I swindle a computer from a New Hampshire school when I was 18, your pal allegedly swiped all the money from the children, while you yell at the children, and I'm the "horrible person?"
Kerry: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
Paul: I don't even KNOW you.
Kerry: I WILL GET YOU PAUL RUSEAU IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO. YOU'RE DONE. FINISHED. YOU'RE FACING KERRY NOW, I SWEAR TO ALL THINGS SACRED I WILL GET YOU, GET YOU, GET YOU, GET YOU
Paul: Time for a restraining order
Kerry; BECAUSE YOU KNOW I WILL BEAT YOU, CRUSH YOU, DESTROY YOU, I WILL MAKE MINCE MEAT OUT OF OUR REVOLUTION MEDFORD
Paul: Yeah, after Medford United booted your ...ahem....rather large derriere...
TO BE CONTINUED
this is a parody of candidates for school committee
This is from the Twilight Zone...don't take it seriously.
enjoy
10:04 am June 25, 2021
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