The Black Widow...a film review @ 10:44 pm 7-7-2021

 The film started at 7 pm   at 8:02 I went to get more popcorn (free refills) as the motion picture had too much motion and was getting a bit enervated (with gratuitous violence, ho hum, violence to the point of boredom)...so there was this amazing sunset out the window on the second floor of the AMC 

Photo by Joe Viglione   Phone was off during the film, of course, so I had to wait for it to upload and then take a bunch of shots.  Nice stuff.  8:02 pm July 7, 2021   By the way, IMDB has some great upcoming trailers, new 007, new Venom "Let there Be Carnage," etc. so...https://www.imdb.com/trailers/
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FILM REVIEW EVOLVING AT 11:33 PM   12:37 am

       Interesting that Marvel/Disney goes out of its way to tell potential ticket buyers on the internet that the Black Widow is "A film about Natasha Romanoff in her quests between the films Civil War and Infinity War."   

     You could have fooled me. 

     One of the lesser Marvel characters, Scarlett Johansson has appeared (by my count) eight previous times as the Widow since 2010, the thirty-six year old making her ninth appearance in this opus which should firmly establish the star worldwide as a major part of the Marvel pantheon.

      The Black Widow as a motion picture is calculating and, actually, the filmmakers do to the audience what the master villain (and he's very good,) Dreykov (played by Ray Winstone) is doing to the women he kidnaps.  Mind manipulation and control. 

      Marvel reinvented Black Widow in April of 1964, just about when this writer started buying the Marvel product, and whether the Widow's crazed Dreykov went on his mad spree of world domination first, or if it happened to be Ian Fleming's Blofeld in the On Her Majesty's Secret Service part of the trilogy, written in April of 1963 (I'll put my money on Bond,) both stories were custom made for the #METOO movement over half a century later.  

     Women controlled by men turn the tables on the oppressors. Dreykov's kidnapping and abuse of women echoes the accusations made against Harvey Weinstein and others. Men of power controlling subordinate femalekind.   The subliminal message, if it exists, or the feel of it, muddies the waters.  Muddies them as much as the over-action with things exploding and two sisters acting like Joan Collins and Linda Evans slugging it out in the Dynasty swimming pool.   Only with knives and stabbing weapons, to paraphrase Arnie in the Terminator 3...or was it 2?  Or both.

    Punching, car demolitions, planes and citadels collapsing, crumbling and making for some dizzy, dizzy viewing.   This is one film where Marvel is counting on its vast following to just gobble it up for some summer fun without following the elastic plot in dire need of a scorecard.

       While Bond's magnificent 1969 On Her Majesty's Secret Service toyed with the audience and had more cat and mouse restraint under director Peter R. Hunt's supervision, Cate Shortland's rough and tumble approach to The Black Widow seems guided by unseen hands.   For a film promoting women, Cate Shortland seems like a prop rather than a director, and one assumes that the powers that be at Marvel/Disney wanted to follow D.C.'s lead after the success of the first Wonder Woman.

007 1969 vs The Black Widow 2021

     Hunt had edited previous Bond films and was the perfect supervisor for this legendary Bond entry, though it was his first outing as a director.   He kept the story line clean (and close to the Fleming novel,) while - at times - The Black Widow has everything but the kitchen sink; trying to be all things to all people.  The most interesting thing for this critic, though, is the plot following the 1969 Bond film so closely...and how the villain saves the day. 

     Wikipedia gives information on the 007 classic: "Bond learns Blofeld has been curing a group of young British and Irish women of their livestock and food allergies. In truth, Blofeld and his aide, Irma Bunt, have been brainwashing them into carrying biological warfare agents back to Britain and Ireland in order to destroy the agricultural economy, upon which post-World War II Britain depends."

    
    In Black Widow villain Dreykov is far more driven and ruthless than the seemingly kindly Count that Telly Savalas played in (as stated) one of the all-time best Bond films, George Lazenby's On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969.)    That Savalas as Blofeld blows away Bond's wife (Avenger actress Diana Rigg) at the end of the film exposes Blofeld as the murderer that he is.  The goal, of course, exactly like Dreykov in this Black Widow: world domination. 

Director Cate Shortland's muddled beginning almost sends the film off the cliff.

   As a critic stated about Batman vs Superman, it was like putting your head inside a beehive.   Well, I won't be that lethal/brutal on Marvel's newest entry to its film legacy, not SO much with The Black Widow's first 45 minutes which - at worst - are convoluted, but with multiple superb villains, it  pulls itself from out of the rubble and becomes a decent and fun motion picture about halfway through to its conclusion.   

      You can see the dysfunction in the May 2020 trailer https://youtu.be/ScMjOrrfRNE from fourteen months ago. Yes, it is beautifully, splendidly filmed, but other than the location of Norway why go to Budapest and Morocco when the scenes in those countries could've been generated almost anywhere?  The July 2021 trailer fares somewhat better but is still inundated with visual cacophony.   https://youtu.be/kteX1JAE2iw

    Why the botched intro?   Again blame director Cate Shortland. Her resume' thinner than Patty Jenkins (director of Wonder Woman and Wonder Woman 1984)  and though the Wonder Woman sequel was hit by the COVID pandemic, it would be hard to match the spectacular 822.3 million Wikipedia claims the first WW made on a budget of 120-150m.   Wonder Woman 1984  cost 200m while The Black Widow's Wikipedia cost estimated at 150-200m.   Marvel rarely misfires however we are living in a brave new COVID wary world.  Will people want to go to IMAX to beat the heat and see this slam-bang feature?   Will the pandemic impact the 150-200m estimated gamble?

      This critic's perspective is that people are aching to get back to the theaters.  The Revere (Massachusetts) Cinema complex is shut down...which is a shocker, and masks are still requested even if people have been vaccinated. All of this, of course, must have been thought out in board meetings and test marketing.  The Marvel product has a massive following and what The Black Widow offers is a convergence of so many films (beyond the 007 mentioned above) that it is dizzying. Cars chasing cars (take The Matrix and Terminator 1, 2 or 3,) Star Trek's The Cloud Minders from 1969, even Johansson's wonderful  2014 Lucy film which made a huge fortune on a small budget seems to be a guide for Johansson's Widow in this release.

      If Rocky and Bullwinkle were human, they would be the parents of Natasha Romanoff (the real Black Widow) in this science fiction chick flick.  Obviously Marvel paid notice to Wonder Woman resurrecting the sideways Warner Brothers / DC wilting universe and, in what is out of character for producer Kevin Feige (p.g.a.) is how the film sometimes veers off course.

       What brings it back on course is how The Black Widow channels Ant Man and the Wasp.  The dysfunctional family tries to figure out if it is a family, or if it is every man and woman for him and her self.   At the end of the day it is something to do during a summer desperate to escape the grasp of a worldwide pandemic.

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1947 Science Fiction pic entitled The Black Widow

      

Outtake

I'm not giving much away telling you that this  George Lazenby James Bond experience  is (as stated)  almost the same exact plot as The Black Widow 2021 as Dreykov is far more driven and ruthless than the seemingly kindly Count that Telly Savalas played in one of the all-time best Bond films, George Lazenby's On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969.)    That Savalas as Blofeld blows away Bond's wife (Avenger actress Diana Rigg) exposes Blofeld as the murderer that he is.  The goal, of course, exactly like Dreykov in this Black Widow: world domination.