JOHN PETRELLA SEANCE AND CAMPAIGN FUNDRAISER EXCLUSIVE

 YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE CANDIDATE JOHN PETRELLA FUNDRAISER AND SEANCE!

RICHARD ORLANDO AND 

PATRICIA BRADY DOHERTY 

ARE HOLDING A SEANCE 

TO BRING BACK LUNATIC 

MARSHALL APPLEWHITE. 

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RICK ORLANDO: THE SEANCE WILL BEGIN.  HAS EVERYONE PAID THEIR 75.00 WHICH HELPS FUND THE JOHN PETRELLA CAMPAIGN? WE NEED MORE ROBO CALLS!

TRICIA DOHERTY BRADY DOHERTY TRICIA: 

DIM THE LIGHTS.  WE WILL REACH MARSHALL APPLEWHITE FOR HIS DIVINE WISDOM TO BRING THE  TRUMP DOCTRINE TO MEDFORD AND ERASE MOBILIZE MEDFORD, OUR REVOLUTION AND ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HATE US

PETRELLA: KERRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

KERRY: I'VE TIED PASTOR MICHAEL TO A STAKE AND WE ARE THROWING WOOD ON THE SMOLDERING FIRE...HE IS BEING SACRIFICED TO MARSHALL IN HOPE OF COMMUNING WITH HEAVEN'S GATE

PASTOR MICHAEL: UNTIE ME.   YOU SHOULD APPLAUD NEBC FOR KIDNAPPING AND TORTURING A WOMAN, MOST OF ALL FOR HAVING ONE OF OUR DEACONS CHASE JOE VIG AROUND TV3 AT 40 CANAL STREET WITH A BIBLE YELLING "YOUR LUSTS, YOUR LUSTS!"

PETRELLA: SOUNDS LIKE A SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED DEACON, AT LEAST THE BRAZILIAN EMPLOYEE ONLY HIT ON THE VISUAL RADIO HOST INSTEAD OF HITTING HIM WITH A BIBLE

PASTOR MICHAEL: JOE RAN A CAMERA FOR MY TV SHOW.  HE SHOWED US KINDNESS AND WE SHOWED HIM HATE...

KERRY:  OH...IF YOU'RE THAT EVIL MAYBE WE WON'T BURN YOU AT THE STAKE

PASTOR MICHAEL: YES, KERRY, SMART MOVE.  AND INSTEAD OF YELLING AT YOUR KIDS, TERRIFYING THEM AND FORCING THEM TO RUN TO JOHN FALCO'S HOUSE FOR SAFETY, WE'LL KIDNAP AND TORTURE THEM FOR YOU FREE OF CHARGE

KERRY: GREAT.  AS LONG AS i DON'T HAVE TO JOIN YOUR DAMN CHURCH

TO BE CONTINUED

THIS IS A PARODY.   TRUST US.  BEING AROUND KERRY, TRICIA, PETRELLA, RICK AND THE GANG OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS IS FAR WORSE THAN THIS FARCE

THEY WILL HAVE KERRY LAIDLAW SPRAY PASTOR MICHAEL OF THE NEW ENGLAND BAPTIST CHURCH WITH ANTI-HATE SPRAY.

ALL THE HATE IN PASTOR MICHAEL WILL TRANSFER TO KERRY LAIDLAW SO SHE, NOT MIKE, WILL BE THE MOST HATED PERSON IN THE MEADOW BY THE FORD OR THE FORD BY THE MEADOW OR WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS.