N.E. Aquarium to Open new WHALING EXHIBIT! FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

 SINCE WHALES ARE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES....

THE N.E. AQUARIUM HAS A NOVEL NEW APPROACH

DAVID RODRIGUES, FAILED CHIEF OF STAFF IN MEDFORD, FAILED ASSISTANT CITY SOLICITOR IN EVERETT, FAILED CONSTABLE, FAILED WINTHROP MUCKETY MUCK, IS NOW A NEW EXHIBIT

 

      'DAVID THE HUMAN WHALE"

N.E. AQUARIUM, IN ASSOCIATION WITH

GREENPEACE, WILL HAVE A TOW PROCESSION UP THE MYSTIC RIVER, PAST THE ENCORE CASINO AND STRAIGHT TO THE AQUARIUM

WATCH GEORGE SCARPELLI FLOPPING AROUND

PAUL CAMUSO AND ED FINN ARE REUNITED AS THE FLIPPER TWINS...

FINN...WELL NAMED, THAT FAT FLOUNDER

BOAT DRIVER, STEPHANIE MUCCINI-BURKE IN HER BIG BIRD SUIT WAVING TO THE PEOPLE LOOKING AT THE SPECTACLE

ADAM HURTUBISE

RICHARD F. CARAVIELLO

AND ON SUNDAYS IT'S THE 

LESBIAN WHALE WATCH

AS 

RODRIGUES

CARAVIELLO

FINN

CAMUSO

HURTUBISE

SCARPELLI

DO A 'WHALES IN DRAG SHOW" FOR ALL THE LESBOS WITH SPECIAL DRAG QUEEN BEAR, ISAAC B. BEARS!  ALL FURRY AND NASTY!

COME ONE, COME ALL

THE LESBIAN WHALE WATCH

DAVE RODRIGUES' NEW JOB AT THE

NEW ENGLAND AQUARIUM