Breanna to Change School Committee Names to "The Heathers"

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TIRED OF THE SCHOOL COMMITTEE B.S., THE MAYOR TOO AFRAID TO BUCK THEM, BREANNA IS RENAMING THE SCHOOL COMMITTEE MEMBERS AS THE NEW

'HEATHERS"

HEATHER GRAHAM

HEATHER MCLAUGHLIN

HEATHER RUSEAU 

mea escapes complicity as there are only three Heathers in the 1988 movie.

 "Heathers" was intended to be as a high-school comedy, and while it's very funny, it's probably better described as a cynical, B-level horror film based on the stupidity of the Medford School Committee. 

Directed by Michael Lehmann in 1988, the film did not please everyone, and critics were quick to put it down as cruel, nasty, and morbid...like spending a day at the Ruseau family home. 

To say it flopped at the box office would be an understatement. Nevertheless, "Heathers" went on to make a name for itself on video, and has a lasting legacy thanks to its subversive, satirical premise.

"Heathers" follows the story of Veronica (Winona Ryder), whose popular clique consists of three other girls, all named Heather: Heather Chandler (Kim Walker), Heather Duke (Shannen Doherty), and Heather McNamara (Lisanne Falke). Growing tired of them and their bullying, Veronica gravitates towards the rebellious new kid, Jason "J.D." Deam (Christian Slater). They fall in love and discover their shared hatred of the Heathers, and eventually J.D. recruits Veronica for his a plan to murder the bullies and disguises the deaths as suicide. What ensues is as gory, shocking, and ridiculous as you'd expect. That's why it works: as Veronica herself says, "Teen angst has a body count."

 

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HEATHER CUGNO WAS UNAVAILABLE DUE TO LACK OF VOTES, AS WAS HEATHER LAIDLAW WHOSE BRAIN WAS FORECLOSED ON FOR ATTACKING INNOCENT CHILDREN WITH HER LOUD MOUTH.